ugly-roses: I found this paper while walking back from getting a snack with my suite mates. The poem written on it is so hilarious/disgusting/creepy that I had to share: You make me sappier  than Canadian maple and harder than petrified oak. You set my loins ablaze so hot I turn to smoke. You have skin of honey and milk and breasts of honeydew melon so ripe and pneumatic. You turn good men into felons. I want to penetrate you like a rocket pierces the sky to lift your soul and make it fly. I want to make your pussy purr until it coughs up a hairball. I see we have ourselves another Great.

ugly-roses:

I found this paper while walking back from getting a snack with my suite mates. The poem written on it is so hilarious/disgusting/creepy that I had to share:

You make me sappier 

than Canadian maple

and harder than petrified oak.

You set my loins ablaze

so hot I turn to smoke.

You have skin of honey and milk

and breasts of honeydew melon

so ripe and pneumatic.

You turn good men into felons.

I want to penetrate you

like a rocket pierces the sky

to lift your soul and make it fly.

I want to make your pussy purr

until it coughs up a hairball.

I see we have ourselves another Great.