January 2011
25 posts
Jan 31st
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Glasses+Computer Glare= Red eyes followed by clawing at glasses off face
Jan 28th
Jan 28th
I keep leaving my tumblr logged on at school. Oh,...
Jan 28th
The Drone's Back
So the drone’s getting louder, humming against my ears. Pressing against the doors of something I once called an “individual.”  It must have been the paint job I had in the place. Some house decorators came in the other day and redid the house within my skull; and what they did, painting my walls with colors I couldn’t find at Home Depot and furniture made by men with names...
Jan 28th
Jan 23rd
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Tumblr: Helping Teenagers Distract the Pain Away...
Jan 19th
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Joseph Smith and I
You may not be right for me, Joseph Smith, but you sure have opened up a glorious path.  Sure, you work against my sexual desires (not for you, Joseph, of course).  And you may also take 10% of my earnings and require me fast for the sake of prayer. But you’ve rekindled my love for that Celestial being in the Heavens, Earth, and our own soul. Sure it’ll take a great deal of spiritual,...
Jan 19th
An Indirect Apology
As my recent infatuation, Janelle Monae said herself, life is like walking on a tightrope; a balance between gloom and glee or frugality and indulgence. But for brevity’s sake, my most difficult act yet was the balance between my long-existed life of solitude and my newborn social life.  Before Senior year, the threshold of fun was World of Warcraft on Friday night and friendly...
Jan 19th
My mother used to say God made humans in his oven. 
Jan 18th
lol@Sanlie
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Jan 12th
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Jan 11th
Jan 11th
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y no one follow poor Adrian?
Jan 10th
ShortFormBlog: Congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords... →
joshsternberg: NPR is reporting Congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords (D - AZ) was shot while holding a public event. U.S. Rep. Gabrielle Giffords of Arizona was shot outside a grocery store in Tucson while holding a public event, Arizona Public Media reported Saturday. Giffords, who…
Jan 8th
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Jan 7th
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Why'd it have to be the Eyes?
Twenty frames. Two hours. One pair of eyes. Zero orders made. Those are the numbers for the optometrist appointment I had an hour ago.  No, it’s not that I’m too indecisive or that my fat is too fat or thing. It’s that my eyes are so damn bad that the lens must be thick every time. That means that I have to find a pair of glasses that’s not too wide or it’ll result in...
Jan 6th
What would I do without you, Cat Power?
Jan 5th
skinlessalmond asked: disconnect the dots!
Jan 4th
Jan 4th
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Jan 3rd