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I'm a 20 year old Anthropology student with a modicum of interesting things to say. I'm queer, Latino, and very distrusting of what I have to say. It'd be better if you not listen to what I have to say.

freddyskrueger:

When he goes in dry

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Am i Instagramming alright? Broke a pr on squats: 305. #workout #legday #qt3.14

Am i Instagramming alright? Broke a pr on squats: 305. #workout #legday #qt3.14

— 1 day ago with 4 notes
#workout  #legday  #qt3 

noodlesandbeef:

Data is from ~30,000 responses to the gay cliques census.

Sexual Activity of Gay Cliques

The chart above shows average number of sexual partners for non-monogamous survey responses.  (Meaning, folks who didn’t have just one sexual partner in a six month period).  Its ordered by least sexually active group to most.

Its not surprising that Gainers (25% of which don’t associate with a sexual role) and Chubs (who are the least sought after group) are the least sexually active groups.  It also shouldn’t be surprising that the most sought after groups (the gym bunnies, muscle pups, gym rats, muscle bears, and bulls) have the most sexual partners.

What is surprising is the addition of a new clique, “Pig."  While I have a lot of data on people who identify as pig, the body type varies so greatly that they have not appeared on the live infographic.  The only defining constant for pigs is how sexual they are, with the most sexual partners in 30 days of any group.

There seems to be a relationship between generation and sexual history, as there also seems to be more tops in the older generations.

And good news for smooth guys and the extremely hairy: you get lots of sexual partners for your hirsutism (or lack thereof).  But if you’re average, you get laid less.

Next steps: using this information to help target sexual health PSAs better.

— 2 days ago with 95 notes

toyota:

countkalvitus:

what the fuck is naruto

Orochimaru is so extra

lmao imagine if orochimaru deepthroated you 

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skq:

"you’re fucking with me! you’re fucking with me." (x)

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allicynsart:

I think Jinora is my favorite LoK character. I’ve been wanting to draw a teen version of her for a while now, so I thought I’d give it ago. 

allicynsart:

I think Jinora is my favorite LoK character. I’ve been wanting to draw a teen version of her for a while now, so I thought I’d give it ago. 

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That strange little world just won’t cease lingering. Going on four years, my collegiate has treated me pretty well even if I never really appreciated it: the atmosphere, the people, the parties and hazy afternoons without any obligations except the ones I predicted and accepted. It’s about to bubble with life again without me— I’m outside of it this time, forced to live somewhere, instead, new and twice as real and violent.

I still haven’t gotten his picture out of my either. I talk to friends as they’re about to return and I struggle to suppress the question “Have you seen Frank? What’s he like now?” I want to live vicariously in the shadows somehow, following the life of someone I half deserve. 

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suqmydiqtbh:

I am not just here to ruin my make-up, please donate to ASL

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marimopet:

illumahottie:

Absolutely NOT

I CANT DO THIS ANTMORE STOP

marimopet:

illumahottie:

Absolutely NOT

I CANT DO THIS ANTMORE STOP

(Source: literallysame, via curtisplease)

— 3 days ago with 39926 notes

spiritedmakorrian:

desnaa:

i will show this video to anyone who says i’m watching a kids’ show

Best vid I’ve seen all year.

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padnote:

the first time I saw this video I thought to myself “7 minutes? There’s no way I’m going to watch all of that”

how wrong I was

i shall continue to live

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methhomework:

public service announcement 

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callmeoutis:

scarletmonochrome:

Why Good Anime Is Hard To Make - if you appreciate the sentiment,SHARE THE VIDEO and spread the word!

remember this the next time someone tries to tell you that capitalism encourages innovation

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