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I'm a 20 year old Anthropology student with a modicum of interesting things to say. I'm queer, Latino, and very distrusting of what I have to say. It'd be better if you not listen to what I have to say.

my bf:*doesnt reply*

me:[fuck this, I can do so much better than this ashy ass bitch. what am I supposed to do with some lil dick for the rest of my life anyways??? let me call his best friend MATTER OF FACT LET ME CALL HIS BROTHER. he’s not even that cute for me to be stressing over him. only reason I dated him is cause my girl told me to give his lil ugly ass a chance I'm over it tho, next! ha ha!]
my bf:my bad I had to pee. 

me:I thought you did! wassup babe 😍😛
— 5 hours ago with 19125 notes

so i used to browse a bara board back in the day and I found the website again and was happily jerking it till i came across a bara comic where Doctor Mario has sex with bowser. Like. Koopa anus.

— 2 days ago with 3 notes

vinebox:

When straight guys eat a banana 

(Source: vinebox, via booccurian)

— 2 days ago with 66260 notes

Just in case anybody’s missing it here is Divoli S’vere’s remix of this vine

gag bitches

(Source: d-meanor, via penis-hilton)

— 2 days ago with 91542 notes

robotlyra:

Today on the MBTA, someone called 911 over a lady puking on the subway, claiming she was from Liberia and had Ebola. After they had stopped train service on the Orange line, and escorted her away with a horde of cops and medical responders, it was finally established that she was actually of Haitian descent.

The Ebola epidemic is going to spin off into full-on hypochondriac racism really fast, mark my words.

(via yeevil)

— 2 days ago with 16554 notes

spooky-gloria-mott:

when you’re feeling really thirsty and u gotta stop yourselfimage

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— 2 days ago with 57561 notes

prayforprada:

remember when Eartha Kitt got blacklisted by the feds for making that white demon cry 

— 2 days ago with 40 notes

Last night I went to see Cakes da Killa and MikeQ in East L.A. after having had spent the past few months loathing that I’d be missing their concert at my college. I’m so glad i found out they were gonna be here. I’d never enjoyed a concert more.

it also didnt help that i met Laganja Estranja on the dancefloor and got called a qt by two guys. I gave my number to one of these fellas, despite the fact that he sounds like Johnny Makeup. Hopefully we go to dinner and his ass will be the main course. cuz dayum boi

— 3 days ago with 2 notes
#cakes da killa  #im so glad  #me  #fuuuuck