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I'm a 20 year old Anthropology student with a modicum of interesting things to say. I'm queer, Latino, and very distrusting of what I have to say. It'd be better if you not listen to what I have to say.

h00ptie:

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSS

i dieee when boys have this veinnn

h00ptie:

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSS

i dieee when boys have this veinnn

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— 8 hours ago with 1252 notes

cindymayweather:

“I am so excited to be living one of my dreams – to be here on Sesame Street. I’m here because I am teaching everybody on Sesame Street the importance and the power of ‘yet.’ Never, ever, ever give up because there’s so much power in ‘yet.’” - JMonáe

Sesame Street: Janelle Monáe - Power of Yet [x]

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— 8 hours ago with 6833 notes
Anonymous asked: One time i gave this guy a blow job. And he had like a goood dick. But his cum tasted so nasty idk if he had asperagus or something but yeah he came in my mouth and said "swallow" so i was trying to be a diva and swallow that shit but ended up having the craziest gag reflex and threw up all over him. We went to Ihop afterwards tho, then he bought me some new shoes from Kmart. :)


Answer:

xerneas:

— 11 hours ago with 1598 notes
h00ptie asked: You should watch Gigguk on YouTube. They have this series called EVA bridged. Its kind of funny so check it out yeah?


Answer:

Oh, I had seen this series before. It’s pretty funny (ish) but not as good as YuGiOh Abrigded. Nothing is…. :(((((((((((

— 12 hours ago

el-zombie-de-luis:

"¡Lléveselo policía, llévese a este niño que se esta portando mal!" 

—Tu mamá cuando hacías berrinche en la calle.

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— 21 hours ago with 2914 notes

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markcoatney:

imageoscillite:

Don Hertzfeldt’s The Simpsons couch gag is a wonder.

Oh. Oh my.

I agree with this writer for The Verge. Beautiful and brilliant—I would love to see a full episode like this.

— 22 hours ago with 345 notes

yohji yamamoto s/s 2015

This isn’t from the Paris show, is it?? Someone send me a link please :(

yohji yamamoto s/s 2015

This isn’t from the Paris show, is it?? Someone send me a link please :(

(Source: rovrsi, via deathpersuader)

— 22 hours ago with 4874 notes
itscalledfashionlookitup:

today I discovered you can make billboards in rollercoaster tycoon 3

itscalledfashionlookitup:

today I discovered you can make billboards in rollercoaster tycoon 3

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— 1 day ago with 28852 notes

 Perfect Blue (1997)

"Nobody cares for you anymore. You’re tarnished and you’re filthy."

this fucking movvieeeee

— 1 day ago with 2719 notes
cake cake cake cake cake

cake cake cake cake cake

(Source: malegalore, via sodomymcscurvylegs)

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